okaeri~!

TIME TO DIE

>>2
Goes from gross to scary when you see the eyeholes

http://users.rcn.com/waxmanfamily/The%204chan%20v5%20Bible.doc
I tried the username "mod" and password "4ROOBA" supplied for team.4chan.org in 2004 in a feeble hope that it would still work. It did not though.

I used to when I was fourteen. I'd also lay a paper towel on the floor and push out big potato log shits, wrap it up, carry it for a while, then flush it. It was a very delicate and time consuming bathroom process.

When my toilet was broken.

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Any other kitchen people posting here? I just started a new position as a dishwasher/cook trainee at a place that just opened up a few months ago, and I had a really great night tonight, swinging between the dishes and picking up on more of the cooking. You know the feeling you get at the end of the night when you have a super busy night where you all have to work your asses off and coordinate as a team, and you actually pulled it off? That's what I'm feeling right now.

Nope. Deletion time after a thread falls off the last page is set to 6 months.
Also I have the deletion code disabled still. The problem was never that it wasn't working, it's that whenever it auto-prunes a thread it throws up "internal server error"'s to the person loading the page.
It's not a huge deal, since it correctly deletes the thread and the user can just refresh the page, but we don't really need threads to be pruned right now so I'm not in a hurry. We're still barely at about 50% disk space usage.

But I think the errors are cause by poor database design anyway. Something about removing a table causes the server to freak out a bit.
When I started making this site it was supposed to be a testbed, so I kind of just started doing whatever worked instead of researching best practices.
I wasn't aware of how bad an idea it was to make dynamic tables, where tables are created/deleted as threads are created/deleted. Turns out it causes a lot of issues.
The best practice is to have fixed tables. I've had some people recommend that to me here too, but the fact that we have dynamic tables makes it extremely difficult to change the database structure right now (another reason to use fixed tables instead).

I haven't mentioned this yet, but I've actually been rewriting the server again. This time with a focus on handling the database correctly, and in a way that will make changing the database easy as pie.
At that point deletions should just be a matter of removing rows from tables, instead of removing entire tables.
A number of other things should also be streamlined in the new code too.

Woah, Taba-tan replied fast!

>>2
Fine by me. There's no need to delete anything.
I like that this is sort-of an archive.

Dejiko, nyu.

Sorry OP but it’s cunny time and it’s all your fault.

>>50
do you think she'll feel anything if I shove my dick through the usb port?

>>51
With yours? I doubt it.

>>52
meany :(

Not really too embarrassing but I used to have major insomnia problems and around 2 in the morning my dad would always go to my brothers bedroom and bang a whore. My face got super red and my heart beat really fast. I was still a virgin at sixteen so I was kind of jealous of my dad who was almost in his mid fourties still getting pussy from people half his age

>>10
Holy fuck above poster here. Is this thread all weird family related sex stories? Makes me feel more comfortable about the stuff I've witnessed but shit

You can't have embarrassing stories if you don't have any stories, social life or mark in the world :^)

My dad caught me jerking off to gay furry porn back when I was in middle school. It shook me to the core and to this day I get a rush of anxiety whenever I think about it, but knowing him he probably doesn't even remember it happening

>>14
Similar story here. Dad entered my room with my pants completely down, while I was fapping to some hardcore hentai gangbang art.

kys furry nigger

really digging that green on grey eyecancer

>>8
I thought your picture was of pone. I am disappointed.

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>>11
A bastion of quality in a land of shit.

>>11
I know you're just a horny postshitter but psychos are hard to get rid of. And when they plot to kill you eight years after you met them they won't even do it in a cool way, they'll just poison your food. & that's the lamest way to die ever

>>12
Not if I kill them first...

Anyways I appreciate your OC. Keep it up, bud.

I've never watched more than the 11th episode of NGE

>>15
I watched the first three episodes on toonami, then years pass and I am completely obsessed with anime. Long story short, I find the series again and lets just say I couldn't handle it. Most of the new fans from netflix are mostly young adults that have already been aware of the show's existence for years so I doubt it's had the same impact on them; but to find a show I watched on Toonami and it being the most mind fucking anime without really even being too gory, was huge.

Because it’s a board for crossies.

It's almost the perfect BBS.

Big fish, small pond.

>>1
Cute traps post here

I like the peace and quiet

What is the reason?
Sad days but okay, the internet is no longer suitable as a free platform. It would be nice if we had a medium that wasn't so heavily influenced by large corporations and government.

>>4
>Unfortunately, recent legislative changes in the Netherlands, confirmed by our host, has made it impossible to keep the status quo going. While it may have been possible to move the necessary servers to some other country with more lenient laws, at this point in time it's probably a game of whack-a-mole, so even if I wanted to attempt it, the aforementioned tendon injury makes it impossible for me to play that game.
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=229503

https://alexandria.exhentai.moe/

>>5
>in the Netherlands
Ah fuck, this country used to be the one country to allow free internet traffic without isp or government interference.
Sad to see where this is going.

★☆☆☆☆

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Bad bad
Me boiled this sugary beans

fuck yeah, late 80s

>>3
You didn't learn it as a kid? What happened?

>>5
I don’t know about him, but I didn’t learn how until middle school. I can barely ride a bike even today.

>>6
Oh I thought it was sort-of mandatory for kids to learn that. At least where I'm from the only kids that can't ride are disabled. School trips in primary school are often done on bicycle too.

>>7
Depends on where you live, and not just what country you live in, but what area you live in in that country. I'm American, and where I grew up we had a bicycle safty camp that everyone sent their kids to so they could learn to ride their bikes properly. I moved to a different part of the country when I grew up and where I live now there's nothing of the sort