» | 2 Anonymous 1969-12-31T17:00:00Wagwan, mi name ah Drizzy-bwoy. I'm a 29 year old Canadian roadman (Grime fan for you yanks). I produce Grime and Garage on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my choons and listening to superior British music. (Dizzee Rascal, Stormzy, Boy Better Know Records) I get cheeky nandos wit the lads every day, this cheeky chicken can cut clean through your bowels cos it is spiced over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other food when you're out on the piss with your brevs. I got a Nando's card two years ago and It's been earning chillies every day. I speak London slang fluently, both cockney and the jafaican dialect, and I spit fluently as well. I know everything about Aylesbury Estate history and their rude boy code, which I follow 100% When I get my British visa, I am moving to East London to attend a prestigious council estate to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a producer for Craig David or a junglist! I own several Stone Island jackets, which I wear around my ends. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hackney, so I can fit in easier. I say safe to my bluds and brares and speak patois as often as I can, but mandems rarely manage to respond. Wish me luck in LDN! |
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