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1 Eggman 2019-02-01T17:13:16 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife.
Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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2 Anonymous 2019-08-31T01:55:02 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Oh yeah, robutnik?
Well, you're gay.
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3 Anonymous 2019-08-31T10:26:51 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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First of all, hedgehogs don't have "quilly dicks", quills are for self defense and the only one trying to bite my dick is your mom. Second, you can't quote me sayign my dick is "this big" without the relevant context, thats just intellectual dishonesty (for those who want to be able t o draw their own conclusions instead of listening to this lying cunt, i was on my tiptoes with my hands strestched far above). Also you didn;t jjust say thats disgusting, you also cried and shat your self. Thirdly its not called "making a post on my twitter dot com" you fucking imbecile, it's called MAKING A TWEET. honestly if you cant even learn the words then you don;t diserve to use the website. Thirdly, HOW THE FUCK CAN MY DICK BE THE SIZE OF A WALNUT AND ALSO SMALLER THAN IT???? I actually can't believe anyone could ever be so stupid, you probably have aspergers or something. Oh yeah, and I alrady said my dick doesn't have quils on it so shut up. You're just making a fool of yourself honestly. Fith, yea I did fuck your wife, AND she cummed. Just cause you put your dick in a hole doesn't mean you "fucked the earth" you idiot, also yoor not meant to piss when your making love. I cant beileve I have to tell you that, you are like a dumb child who cant masturbate. Also what the fuck is laser piss, sounds like you have got an std or some thing. Sixth noone cares that youre pissing on the moon idiot. Im not even gonna respond to the rest of this because im really tired, just noone wants to care about your piss and also get your facts straight.

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