Phones are so exciting, especially amalogue. You never know who might be at the other end of the line. Could be a scammer, or an alien displaced in the fourth dimension.
>an alien displaced in the fourth dimensionGod I hate you two-legged filthy 3th dimensional starstuff lifeforms. Get out of my hyperneighborhood!
I haven't done a phone call for fun in my entire lifetime, since I grew up with computers. Some day, I want to call someone just to talk. Not to set up a doctor's appointment, not to ask ``where are you, dude?'' but to talk. And to see what it's like.
when I pick up my phone its usually ABOUT YOUR CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR ACCOUNT, WE"RE JUSt HERE TO INFORM YOU YOU QUALIFY AS PART OF A PROGRAM TO HAVE YOUR INTEREST RATES LOWERED BY AS MUCH AS 20%, TO SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE< PRESS 1, TO BE TAKEN OFF THIS LIST PRESS 9
I just picked up my phone. The conversation went like this:"Hello!""..."*click*The thought that my phone number's been added to several lists fills me with such excitement. Maybe some Chinese people will call and advertise who knows what?
>>4I keep on getting ones about health insurance. What's creepy is that this robot can tell when you say hello. If I don't say anything it says it's lines about health insurance but if I say "hi" or "hello" to it before it speaks it says "hello" before launching into the health insurance lines.
Thinking about it, the unexpected phone calls haven't been coming in as frequently lately.
>Could be a scammer, or an alien displaced in the fourth dimensionIs there a difference?
