What are some of your most embarrassing stories /ho/? When I was sixteen I was living with my dad and his girlfriend+her two kids. I hoarded tons of piss bottles since I'd use them after I masturbated to piss out the semen that was stuck on my foreskin. I kept them in my closet until everyone would leave to get groceries/clothes/other bullshit, then I'd dump them. One day, one of her little girls rudely went in my room to look for toys in my closet, and long story short, knocked a snapple bottle full of fermented murky piss on her head. She of course burst into tears, and her mom walked in on me standing next to her while pee dripped from her forehead
Oh wow, that's awful. I'd like to hear about anyone on this board who's experienced anything worse, because I doubt they exist
jesus fuck
My mom walked in on my fapping a few times, but that's nowhere near as bad
>>4She licked it up right?
>>1Jesus Christ, Anon. >>4This is as bad as most of my stuff gets. The only other stuff I'm really embarrassed about to this day are all the fights I got in as a kid, and stuff like that.
One time my mom walked in on me fapping but I managed to cover it up so she couldn't tell that I was. But she saw how red my face was and walked over to my desk, still didn't notice, and asked me if I had a fever as she felt my forehead with her hand.
>>7She probably wanted your dick
My parents have caught me multiple times over the years. I used to use the family computer in the living room...
We're poorfags so I slept in the same bedroom as my parents. I once woke up in the middle of the night to hear my mom giving my dad a blowjob. And had to spend the next 15 or so minutes not moving a muscle and pretending to sleep so they don't know I'm up.
Not really too embarrassing but I used to have major insomnia problems and around 2 in the morning my dad would always go to my brothers bedroom and bang a whore. My face got super red and my heart beat really fast. I was still a virgin at sixteen so I was kind of jealous of my dad who was almost in his mid fourties still getting pussy from people half his age
>>10Holy fuck above poster here. Is this thread all weird family related sex stories? Makes me feel more comfortable about the stuff I've witnessed but shit
You can't have embarrassing stories if you don't have any stories, social life or mark in the world :^)
>:^)Don't do that
My dad caught me jerking off to gay furry porn back when I was in middle school. It shook me to the core and to this day I get a rush of anxiety whenever I think about it, but knowing him he probably doesn't even remember it happening
>>14Similar story here. Dad entered my room with my pants completely down, while I was fapping to some hardcore hentai gangbang art.
