What do?
Look around, see if there's anything else of note, like exits, objects, people, furniture, Etc.
>>2Upon immediate examination, the room appears to contain a painting of a clown, a strange widget, and a length of rope.
>>3Take rope, look behind painting, examine widget.
>>4You pick up the rope. Then you put it back down because you have no pockets. Behind the clown painting hides another, smaller clown painting. The widget seems to be a gray box whose sides are adorned with buttons and an unfamiliar logo.
Beep boopitty boop on the buttons, and tie the rope around your waste like a belt
>>5Yes on belt, no on buttons. Too dangerous. Keep taking down the paintings until we find something.
I agree about taking down the paintings.
>>6>>7>>8You are immobilized by conflicting desires. Only >>11 can provide you with the clarity you need to act.
>>7This, then.
>>7Here's 11.
>>1111 appears suddenly, eats the larger clown painting, presses the big red button, and vanishes as quickly as it appears. A vague sense of disappointment fills you.
I dont know whats going on
>>13>>11 was supposed to decide what the character will do but instead it just consisted of "Here's 11" so >>12 happened.
>>14Oh. 11 was quoting 7, because he wanted 7 to happen. What happens after the button was pushed?
>>15The widget grows big sexy muscular arms.
>>16Hot. Now we should tie the rope to our waist and start taking off more paintings.
>>17The belt is a little loose, but it stays up. Behind the smaller clown painting is a painting of a grinning pig. And another. And another. And another. Do you want to keep doing this?
>>18Only dubs can defeat baby sudo.
use rope to tie the arms together, and then press the rest of the buttons
>>18>Do you want to keep doing this?Of course!
Defeat the pig paintings.
>>22The defeat of the pig paintings reveals a random thing painted directly onto the wall. This sudden event distracts you from whatever else you were planning to do.
>>23Use our points to purchase a paint peeler, remove random thing.
>>23Give the arms of the button machine high fives.
>>24What points? In what store?>>25HIGH FIVEAWESOME
>>26>22>22In the store of magic, man.
>>27Those weren't actually points and there is no store in this strange room.
>>28Damn! Well, press more buttons. Hope for a paint peeler to appear.
>>29Okay, but there's a lotta buttons on this widget. Which one do you want to press first?
>>30Start with the obvious: 1!
>>31no no no that's too obvious; go for number 2 instead, take it by surprise
>>31>>32You press both at once! The arms flip down.
>>33sounds like low-five time to me...
