I've seen it on 4chan's /h/ before

>40 minutes
I don't have that much time. I'd rather fap to my music at 256 bpm.

no goddamn internet twat is going to tell me how to beat my own pork steeple

"Oh wow I got a high score, time to reward myself by eating salami to the beat for 20 minutes straight, and then lighting up and puffing a cigarette down a quarter inch every 10 off-beats for 30 straight minutes"

The music for these things is always ear rape too, Sweaty belabored Skrillex wannabes mashing audio loops is exactly what I want to stick my dick in.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I just wanted to say thank you even though I don't like loli.

Thanks, OP.

WHOA that's hiloli clinton?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

And thankfully we get a happy ending. I can't stand to see that girl be sad.

Well, that's it for me. Remember, if you're awake late on a Friday night, and you have a hole in your heart that only a loli can fill, swing by this board. I'll be here every Friday night dumping a wide variety of lolicon hentai both familiar and obscure. This is your host, the late night lolicon, wishing you sweet dreams as you head off to bed tonight. Come by again next Friday night after midnight EST for your weekly dose of loli goodness!

>>138
Thanks, OP.

>>139
You're welcome! Hope to see you next Friday!

So remember, if you're up late on a Friday night and you need the seductive charm of a loli to put you to bed, check this board, because I just might be dumping a variety of lolicon stories. This is your host, the late night lolicon, signing off and wishing you good night. Tune in next week for another night of the cutest, sexiest lolis around!

I'll be sure to check in for it then!

>>112
>tfw already over
Thanks, OP.

Good shit.

My pleasure! I'll be doing another one next Friday after midnight EST.

>>20
Thank, taba-tan.

>>1
She reminds me of Hifumi from new game
cute

>>16
You can pretty much ask for stuff wherever right now since I'm trying to read everything. But if you want to be sure I'll see it you can always just email me.

>>18
Add week-long archive.
Add next page and previous page buttons next to the 1-10 list at the bottom of a board.
Fix how /all-ho/ just makes a mixed board of /all/ and /ho/, instead of /all/ minus /ho/.
Also, you should add the ability to move threads between each other on the watcher, and add a little table where you can select what boards you want on top, and if it goes by oldest OP on top, or on bottom, oldest total thread, most replies, Etc., or not having that at all, sorting it yourself.
And the catalog should be able to sort by age, by post count, and by last post, as well as bump order.
Add some other /all/ like boards, like /japan/, /computers/, /miscellaneous/, /porn/, if you add more porn boards, Etc. Like how /all/ displays posts from all boards, /japan/ would display posts from all of the boards under the Japan section, Etc. The link to these boards should be the black bold name above them, instead of a new dot under All's dot.

This is from my taba fixes Word document, some suggestions I've seen around and liked, minus the ones that you've already done.

>>19
Subtracting boards already works, it just calls it a mixed board. You can easily test it by just looking at which board the top thread on /all/ was posted from then go to /all-thatboard/ and you'll see it disappear. Also you can subtract as many boards as you want.

As for the different types of all-boards, it might take some work because in order to reduce database queries when you visit /all/ it doesn't actually search for all the threads. Instead /all/ builds up its own list of threads as they are made.
So I'd have to write some script to search the database for all the Japan threads and add them to a new board list.
Alternatively I could just have it link to something like >>/a+ma+jp+d+ni/

I'll try to do some of your other suggestions in the next day or two. Thanks.