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1 Anonymous 2019-08-25T12:01:56
2 Anonymous 2019-08-25T12:10:47
I tried the username "mod" and password "4ROOBA" supplied for team.4chan.org in 2004 in a feeble hope that it would still work. It did not though.

1 Anonymous 2019-08-20T08:08:26
ya ever just piss in the sink /ho/
2 Anonymous 2019-08-20T09:10:35
I used to when I was fourteen. I'd also lay a paper towel on the floor and push out big potato log shits, wrap it up, carry it for a while, then flush it. It was a very delicate and time consuming bathroom process.
3 Anonymous 2019-08-20T11:32:42
When my toilet was broken.

1 Anonymous 2019-08-17T20:20:55 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Post prank calls
2 Anonymous 2019-08-18T16:59:59 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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1 Anonymous 2019-08-18T02:48:43 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Post shit about your job. Venting, sharing good news, throwing out ideas, whatever.
2 Anonymous 2019-08-18T02:52:00 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Any other kitchen people posting here? I just started a new position as a dishwasher/cook trainee at a place that just opened up a few months ago, and I had a really great night tonight, swinging between the dishes and picking up on more of the cooking. You know the feeling you get at the end of the night when you have a super busy night where you all have to work your asses off and coordinate as a team, and you actually pulled it off? That's what I'm feeling right now.

1 Anonymous 2019-08-17T12:10:26 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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1 Anonymous 2019-08-06T23:58:59 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Remember this?

1 Anonymous 2019-08-05T00:23:56
Have any threads, outside of those which have been deleted, actually died yet?
2 Anonymous 2019-08-06T00:06:02
Nope. Deletion time after a thread falls off the last page is set to 6 months.
Also I have the deletion code disabled still. The problem was never that it wasn't working, it's that whenever it auto-prunes a thread it throws up "internal server error"'s to the person loading the page.
It's not a huge deal, since it correctly deletes the thread and the user can just refresh the page, but we don't really need threads to be pruned right now so I'm not in a hurry. We're still barely at about 50% disk space usage.

But I think the errors are cause by poor database design anyway. Something about removing a table causes the server to freak out a bit.
When I started making this site it was supposed to be a testbed, so I kind of just started doing whatever worked instead of researching best practices.
I wasn't aware of how bad an idea it was to make dynamic tables, where tables are created/deleted as threads are created/deleted. Turns out it causes a lot of issues.
The best practice is to have fixed tables. I've had some people recommend that to me here too, but the fact that we have dynamic tables makes it extremely difficult to change the database structure right now (another reason to use fixed tables instead).

I haven't mentioned this yet, but I've actually been rewriting the server again. This time with a focus on handling the database correctly, and in a way that will make changing the database easy as pie.
At that point deletions should just be a matter of removing rows from tables, instead of removing entire tables.
A number of other things should also be streamlined in the new code too.
3 Anonymous 2019-08-06T00:10:04
Woah, Taba-tan replied fast!
4 Anonymous 2019-08-06T01:17:41
Fine by me. There's no need to delete anything.
I like that this is sort-of an archive.

1 Anonymous 2019-07-02T11:26:46 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Guess what's in the glove /ho/
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49 Anonymous 2019-07-30T23:44:02
Dejiko, nyu.
50 Anonymous 2019-07-31T15:17:10 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Sorry OP but it’s cunny time and it’s all your fault.
51 Anonymous 2019-07-31T23:35:50
do you think she'll feel anything if I shove my dick through the usb port?
52 Anonymous 2019-08-01T04:57:50
With yours? I doubt it.
53 Anonymous 2019-08-03T13:09:40 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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meany :(

1 Anonymous 2019-07-01T17:27:11
What are some of your most embarrassing stories /ho/? When I was sixteen I was living with my dad and his girlfriend+her two kids. I hoarded tons of piss bottles since I'd use them after I masturbated to piss out the semen that was stuck on my foreskin. I kept them in my closet until everyone would leave to get groceries/clothes/other bullshit, then I'd dump them. One day, one of her little girls rudely went in my room to look for toys in my closet, and long story short, knocked a snapple bottle full of fermented murky piss on her head. She of course burst into tears, and her mom walked in on me standing next to her while pee dripped from her forehead
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11 Anonymous 2019-07-10T00:45:48
Not really too embarrassing but I used to have major insomnia problems and around 2 in the morning my dad would always go to my brothers bedroom and bang a whore. My face got super red and my heart beat really fast. I was still a virgin at sixteen so I was kind of jealous of my dad who was almost in his mid fourties still getting pussy from people half his age
12 Anonymous 2019-07-10T00:47:49
Holy fuck above poster here. Is this thread all weird family related sex stories? Makes me feel more comfortable about the stuff I've witnessed but shit
13 Anonymous 2019-07-29T16:28:44
You can't have embarrassing stories if you don't have any stories, social life or mark in the world :^)
Anonymous (Mon)Jul 29 2019 23:19:55
Don't do that
14 Anonymous 2019-07-29T21:17:32
My dad caught me jerking off to gay furry porn back when I was in middle school. It shook me to the core and to this day I get a rush of anxiety whenever I think about it, but knowing him he probably doesn't even remember it happening
15 Anonymous 2019-07-30T12:48:27
Similar story here. Dad entered my room with my pants completely down, while I was fapping to some hardcore hentai gangbang art.

1 Anonymous 2019-07-19T10:28:21 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Hello my name is Murasa and this will be my weekly web comic exploring this imageboard
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8 Anonymous 2019-07-29T04:40:24 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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kys furry nigger
9 Anonymous 2019-07-30T01:18:48
really digging that green on grey eyecancer
10 Anonymous 2019-07-30T02:32:31
I thought your picture was of pone. I am disappointed.
11 Anonymous 2019-08-19T08:55:34 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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12 Anonymous 2019-09-14T23:00:47
A bastion of quality in a land of shit.

1 Anonymous 2019-07-06T18:33:15 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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12 Anonymous 2019-07-10T15:54:53 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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I know you're just a horny postshitter but psychos are hard to get rid of. And when they plot to kill you eight years after you met them they won't even do it in a cool way, they'll just poison your food. & that's the lamest way to die ever
13 Anonymous 2019-07-10T22:54:46 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Not if I kill them first...
14 Anonymous 2019-07-11T11:09:37
Anyways I appreciate your OC. Keep it up, bud.
15 Anonymous 2019-07-29T16:24:39
I've never watched more than the 11th episode of NGE
16 Anonymous 2019-07-29T18:37:31
I watched the first three episodes on toonami, then years pass and I am completely obsessed with anime. Long story short, I find the series again and lets just say I couldn't handle it. Most of the new fans from netflix are mostly young adults that have already been aware of the show's existence for years so I doubt it's had the same impact on them; but to find a show I watched on Toonami and it being the most mind fucking anime without really even being too gory, was huge.

1 Anonymous 2019-07-08T19:55:03 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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why do you use 4taba
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5 Anonymous 2019-07-08T22:21:20
Because it’s a board for crossies.
6 Anonymous 2019-07-09T09:11:40
It's almost the perfect BBS.
7 Anonymous 2019-07-09T12:48:41
Big fish, small pond.
8 Anonymous 2019-07-26T12:35:03
Cute traps post here
9 Anonymous 2019-07-29T16:01:24
I like the peace and quiet

1 Anonymous 2019-07-25T16:35:36 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Sadpanda is getting nuked.

You are free to panic now.
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4 Anonymous 2019-07-26T04:16:40
What is the reason?
Sad days but okay, the internet is no longer suitable as a free platform. It would be nice if we had a medium that wasn't so heavily influenced by large corporations and government.
5 Anonymous 2019-07-26T05:24:58
>Unfortunately, recent legislative changes in the Netherlands, confirmed by our host, has made it impossible to keep the status quo going. While it may have been possible to move the necessary servers to some other country with more lenient laws, at this point in time it's probably a game of whack-a-mole, so even if I wanted to attempt it, the aforementioned tendon injury makes it impossible for me to play that game.

6 Anonymous 2019-07-26T05:53:41
7 Anonymous 2019-07-26T06:30:31
>in the Netherlands

Ah fuck, this country used to be the one country to allow free internet traffic without isp or government interference.
Sad to see where this is going.
8 Anonymous 2019-07-26T06:36:15


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Bad bad
Me boiled this sugary beans

1 Anonymous 2019-07-12T09:27:23
have you checked your bicycle today /ho/
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4 Anonymous 2019-07-13T03:10:30 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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fuck yeah, late 80s
5 Anonymous 2019-07-13T05:17:56
You didn't learn it as a kid? What happened?
6 Anonymous 2019-07-14T06:48:22
I don’t know about him, but I didn’t learn how until middle school. I can barely ride a bike even today.
7 Anonymous 2019-07-17T03:44:39
Oh I thought it was sort-of mandatory for kids to learn that. At least where I'm from the only kids that can't ride are disabled. School trips in primary school are often done on bicycle too.
8 Anonymous 2019-07-17T10:23:24
Depends on where you live, and not just what country you live in, but what area you live in in that country. I'm American, and where I grew up we had a bicycle safty camp that everyone sent their kids to so they could learn to ride their bikes properly. I moved to a different part of the country when I grew up and where I live now there's nothing of the sort

1 Anonymous 2019-06-27T13:20:04 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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What've you been reading, anons? Share with the rest of us!
I've been working my way through Game of Thrones again now that the trainwreck of a show is over. I was reading The Black Company but my friend has all my other omnibuses so it's on hold for now.
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8 Anonymous 2019-07-11T18:43:42
I'm currently reading Catch-22, and it is quickly becoming my favorite book out of the low number of them I've read. I've read some Goodreads reviews of how some don't like the non-chronological style, but I find it makes it more interesting to read and it somehow just flows better in my opinion. It also reminds me of my own shitty ability to tell stories or explain things.
9 Anonymous 2019-07-11T19:03:49
I found Catch-22 horribly boring and unfunny.
10 Anonymous 2019-07-11T22:30:36
I've always preferred non-linear storytelling. Anything overly linear starts feeling weirdly tiring as the story moves along, if that makes any sense

As a matter of fact, I've always been drawn to avant-garde shit way more than traditional storytelling, even as a kid. I don't know why, I just find weird shit to be way more fun
11 Anonymous 2019-07-16T13:20:35
Got a favorite character, Anon? I'm particularly fond of McWatt and his "oh well, what the hell" attitude.
12 Anonymous 2019-07-16T14:02:56
So far, bit of a generic answer, but Yossarian. Nearly everything he says and does is incredibly entertaining and endearing. Other than him, it would probably be Major Major out of empathy and due to his loner actions.

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