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1 guest@cc 2022-05-07T15:40:45 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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How do I become the world's best programmer ever?
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2 guest@cc 2022-05-08T15:19:54
might as well ask how you become the best author in the world. Same question.
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3 guest@cc 2022-05-09T16:57:45
But I don't want to be the greatest author, I want to be greatest programmer!
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4 guest@cc 2022-05-14T21:55:00
Maybe this thread was too ambitious. How about just becoming a great programmer? How would a mediocre programmer could become much better?
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5 guest@cc 2022-05-15T21:13:41
idk. It depends on what field of programming you're trying to do. Also how you define programming. It's a really vague thing to want to be good at.
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6 guest@cc 2022-05-18T16:55:10
You'll be fortunate if you can count yourself as a 10X programmer.


1 guest@cc 2020-03-05T01:33:15 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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budget: around a $1000

What I need:
- new as in "never been used before" (people watch porn with their laptop, I don't want to type on a keyboard covered with the semen of a previous owner)
- something lightweight (13-14'')
- sturdy construction, can't afford to buy another one before long, can't afford to buy cheap, had to sell my NEET body for those $1000
- RAM, more RAM, even more RAM, never enough RAM, upgradable RAM
- quad core, but doesn't need to be too powerful, low watt
- no discrete GPU, I don't game, I need Intel integrated graphics for Lunix (so, Intel proc only)
- silence, I need a lot of silence. I've never heard the fans of my Asus Zenbook ux305la, it's ok if the fans kick in during heavy loads, but I don't want to hear them while I daydream. I mostly daydream and barely heavy load anyway.
- Atheros AR5B22 AR9462 wifi card for Lunix (they cost less than $10 if I can replace the factory-installed card)
- good battery life would be nice
- hardware compatiblity with Linux and why not FreeBSD, OpenBSD, OSX, Windows 10 and TempleOS...
- matte display
- good keyboard
- all parts serviceable/upgradable
- 2 M2 SSD would be great
- legacy ports like USB A, SD card reader, HDMI...

Usage: shitposting, SSH clients, chan browsing, programming, running virtual machines

The new old model Lenovo T480 with i5 8350U, Intel UHD 620 graphics, 1920x1080 matte shitty screen, 2 DDR4 RAM slots ticks all the boxes except maybe bad cooling/silence. Am I missing anything or can I order it tomorrow?
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19 guest@cc 2020-03-20T11:41:21
>I'm not exactly rich (for a grown up person, not living at his parents)
That's not good. If you're rich, as you say, you should make sure that you're exact with your money. Otherwise, you become a rich slob.
guest@cc 2020-06-08T22:25:35
I think a rich person has earned the right to not be lectured by a poorer person.
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20 guest@cc 2020-06-08T20:54:49
>>18
This.

I am really curious what OP did to earn that kind of money.
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21 guest@cc 2020-06-08T21:48:34
>>18,20
Pic related.
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38 guest@cc 2022-04-14T07:49:38
>>21 Looks kind of nice...
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68 guest@cc 2022-05-18T16:50:11
You will scrape semen off used computers, and you'll like it.


1 Anonymous 2019-04-23T06:56:49 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Is it true most 4chan oldfags actively browse reddit/twitter?
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68 Anonymous 2021-10-14T11:29:35 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Worldwide Internet users
Users \t\t\t2005 \t2010 \t2017 \t2019
World population \t6.5 billion \t6.9 billion \t7.4 billion \t7.75 billion
Worldwide \t\t16% \t30% \t48% \t53.6%
In developing world \t8% \t\t21% \t41.3% \t47%
In developed world \t51% \t67% \t81% \t86.6%

It'll be difficult to find them, there are many more people on the Internet than there used to be. All the interesting people were already on it ten years ago, with the exception of new generation users. Most new users are funneled into a shrinking number of centralized corporate websites. If you were an oldfag and migrated to these centralized places, the noise must be deafening.
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69 Anonymous 2021-10-17T05:49:50
>>68
Where did you get the numbers from? The sheer scale of human population is truly impossible to fathom. I still struggle to believe that a funny cat image can get 10 million+ views in less than a day. How are there that many people looking at something? It boggles the mind.

>All the interesting people were already on it ten years ago

This does seem to be the case, but I wonder if it's just a matter of getting older. Things that are novel and interesting for a 13 year-old getting his first smartphone will certainly greatly outnumber the things a 40 year-old that's been online for 25 years would. He doesn't really have anything to offer the second person, either.
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70 Anonymous 2021-10-27T09:18:24
>>69
>Where did you get the numbers from?

They're from wikipedia article about the Internet.

>This does seem to be the case

Even with the disconnect between young vs old, the key thing I've noticed is the signal to noise ratio. Many of the once useful commerce websites have turned to shit after a wave of tirdworld scammers. Search engines are saturated with SEO shit or prioritized the big corporate websites.

Many zoomers aspire to be "social media influencers". That term wasn't in widespread use prior to ten years ago; it sounds like marking lingo that leaked into the public lexicon. Is it weird that "social media" existed before the term did?
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71 Anonymous 2022-01-11T20:57:51
>>4
>I firmly believe anyone who can use a _casual_ site with profile point systems is a normalfag.

I don't think this is true. Someone can hold his nose and dive in, that doesn't make him a normalfag. The definition given by >>13 is the best and clearest one for making sense of the internet.
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72 Anonymous 2022-05-15T16:53:30
What can a zoomer do for the imageboard culture of the present and the future?


1 Anonymous 2020-01-12T17:22:19 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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When I'm walking my dog I like to pretend I'm on the run from an elite force of dragon people and she's sniffing out a route to infiltrate their castle without being spotted. This involves a lot of paranoid looking around, hiding and running. I wonder if the whole village thinks I'm retarded?
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374 Anonymous 2021-11-10T22:38:56
Despite not having touched a Nintendo console for years now, I find myself happy that Metroid is raising out of the pit of obscurity. It's kind of nice seeing people enjoying a niche thing I do, or did.
Sure, that thing I like gaining mainstream attention can mean compromises in the future, but that ship sailed when Brawl revealed Zero Suit Samus.
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375 Anonymous 2022-02-16T04:30:22 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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I'm sorry for being an asshole
I used to be a very rude anon some years ago, but after Corona-chan I decided to change because I wasn't going anywhere in life acting like that.
I wish you a great year and the best to happen, I'm sorry
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376 Anonymous 2022-02-21T07:49:14
>>375
You are forgiven.
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377 Anonymous 2022-05-04T00:39:56
I sometimes like to think about a little story I will hopefully be able to properly write someday and one of the characters in it is able to freely materialize themselves anywhere at will. I've started to wonder about what would happen if something like that were to happen in the real world. Let's assume a person, maybe even something big like an anchor, would just suddenly appear out of thin air, how would that realistically affect the scene? Would there be a sound, realistically? Would people nearby experience some sort of shockwave from a mass like that just suddenly materializing in the blink of an eye, maybe even die? Maybe the sudden change in surroundings would screw with people's eardrums?
I'm not experienced with physics at all, but perhaps it's possible to come up with a theoretical answer that is likely to be accurate, according to what we know about the laws of physics so far.
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378 Anonymous 2022-05-14T16:27:08
Seeing pine trees grow is kinda cute, the new needles are all a bit lighter than the old ones.


1 guest@cc 2020-08-10T02:57:30 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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xkill is like my anime superpower.
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44 guest@cc 2021-12-31T05:56:16
>>42 Funny signature I found on the internet: https://github.com/yaychris/dvorak7min

--
____/| Ragnar Hojland (ragnar@ragnar-hojland.com) Fingerprint 94C4B
\ o.O| 2F0D27DE025BE2302C
=(_)= "Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer for 104B78C56 B72F0822
U chaos and madness await thee at its end." hkp://keys.pgp.com
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45 guest@cc 2022-02-23T06:21:34 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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46 guest@cc 2022-03-04T04:30:31
I can't figure out how the fuck to pan zoomed-in book images on archive.org.
Left-clicking advances the page. Middle-clicking advances the page. Right-clicking opens the context menu. Shift-left clicking, Ctrl-left clicking advances the page. Up advances the page. Down advances the page. Left, right advances the fucking page.

OH FUCKING OKAY it's the scroll wheel. got damn. well i'm going to post this anyway. fuck
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47 guest@cc 2022-03-07T08:19:47
I had to stop using DuckDuckGo because
- the Japanese search suggestions were always incredibly pedophilic, despite some basic attempt to filter out obscenity
- the noscript DuckDuckGo gives entirely different, way lower quality results, listing the same unrelated results (manga, always the same titles and websites; or the index pages of porn, dlsite, and booth) for different search queries
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48 guest@cc 2022-05-12T13:25:47
>>44
>Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.

That quote is from The Ten Commandments for C Programmers: https://www.lysator.liu.se/c/ten-commandments.html


1 guest@cc 2022-05-07T20:36:59
Where do I find the source code of Shitaba?
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3 guest@cc 2022-05-08T04:10:18
>>2
Oops wrong software
https://github.com/ECHibiki/Kotatsu-V


1 Admin ## SysOP 2019-10-09T00:08:00 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Please use this thread to report bugs and give feedback. You may also start a thread on >>>/meta/, even though it's not an official board we will most likely still see it.
Feel free to also report issues directly on our GitLab:
https://gitlab.com/ison2/kotatsu
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261 Anonymous 2022-05-04T01:21:58
>>260
Looks like cloudflare has a massive impact on simple spam bots. Alternative solution will require false post fields


1 Anonymous 1969-12-31T17:00:00 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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百合
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208 Anonymous 2022-04-25T19:56:53 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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💋💋
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209 Anonymous 2022-04-26T09:36:08 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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⚢🥛
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210 Anonymous 2022-04-26T19:32:45 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Kannazuki no Miko - Agony (Full)
https://iteroni.com/watch?v=ujnZMSrCZT8
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211 Anonymous 2022-04-27T12:15:55 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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212 Anonymous 2022-04-27T19:29:39 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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💋


1 guest@cc 2020-04-09T19:50:28
I have this obsession with implementing event loops, even when they're completely unnecessary. I don't know why, it's just the style of coding that makes the most sense to me.
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7 guest@cc 2022-01-12T21:44:02
used to have one where I would call loop variables "iii" and "jjj" and "kkk" instead of "i" and "j" and "k"
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8 guest@cc 2022-02-14T20:20:22
>>6
But, everything in Racket is an expression! Value of everything but price of nothing and all that.
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9 guest@cc 2022-02-20T04:34:57
I have the tendency (though unintentionally) to create patches of code that keep my program running, but are never called or referenced once by anything else. It becomes bloat since you want to get rid of it, but you can't because for some reason it's vital to the architecture I've created.
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10 guest@cc 2022-03-29T14:41:08
>>9
That's called being a bad programmer.
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11 guest@cc 2022-04-25T00:38:24 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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>>10
Yeah, I know :(


1 Admin 1969-12-31T17:00:00 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Since 8/jp/ doesn't need this site any more and since there's hardly anyone here, there's no harm in changing things up in crazy ways. I originally started making this just to experiment with various features anyway.

I've had a few ideas.
For starters, big imageboards tend to be more like chatrooms, and although I haven't used a forum in forever I still think there's some value in the slower feeling of forums. So one idea might be to slow down the speed of an imageboard by only serving a static board that doesn't show live posts. People can view the old posts and make replies all day, but the replies don't show up until some fixed time every 24 hours (or every 6 hours or whatever) when the entire site updates to display all the new posts that were made in that period.
This way you could just come and check out the site like once or twice a day instead of having the feeling of being stuck constantly checking threads for new replies. If a big imageboard behaved that way I wonder if it would encourage people to spend more time creating interesting content or coming up with original thoughts of their own before posting, and also cool down hot heads so arguments will probably be much shorter lived.

Another idea might be to have something like 2 channels for each thread, side by side. One would be for lower quality comments, arguments, or things you want to say to one person that isn't relevant to the whole thread (sort of similar to when you sage your post knowing that it doesn't deserve to bump the thread), and the other channel for things that you think everyone should see. Of course this wouldn't be moderated at all or anything, it would just be up to each poster to decide which one to use.

If anyone has any other interesting or weird ideas I'd like to hear them too, or let me know what you think of the 2 above.
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19 Admin 1969-12-31T17:00:00
>>15
This thread is old and from when the site was completely dead, it doesn't really apply any more, those ideas were abandoned. I'll still change things that everyone wants to see changed, but now that people seem to be checking the site out daily we have to be more careful.
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20 Anonymous 1969-12-31T17:00:00
>>16
I saw your mention of this site on 4chan's /qa/ board, and it's actually growing on me very quickly. It obviously has less content for me to read, which is bad, but it's so small that posting is easy (no Captchas <3 ), and I only started visiting 4chan on my way to naughty porno websites anyway, so in fact, having less content means I save time.

I really like the visual style, although more things should be clickable to streamline the experience.

Also, why do you have sage? Nobody here is trolling, so what's wrong with bumping threads? I keep hovering my mouse cursor over the word "Anonymous" in people's posts, because it looks like a link but it's just someone saging the thread, even though it's a decent reply to a decent thread.
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21 Anonymous 1969-12-31T17:00:00
>>17
I'm saging this thread what are you gonna do about it nerd
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22 Anonymous 1969-12-31T17:00:00
>>17
>but it's just someone saging the thread, even though it's a decent reply to a decent thread.

You've clearly been brainwashed by all those faggots who have no idea what sage is for.

There are tons of reasons to not bump threads that have nothing to do with quality, or shitposting, or being a dick, or anything mean at all.
If you look at other imageboards or textboards (especially Japanese ones) you'll see lots of really positive or high quality posts that are saged. Just sage if you don't feel like bumping the thread to the top, that's really all there is to it. People read into it too much and turned it into something it was never supposed to be.

For example, this thread is completely irrelevant now >>16 the admin even said so. There's no point in bumping it to the top of the board. I can leave this comment for you to see, and that's all that's needed so I'm saging. I don't need the whole site to see this comment. I can always just link here later if someone asks about sage in another thread.
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24 Anonymous 2022-04-22T01:42:50
wish i could shitpost about star trek on imageboards in 1969
sigh...


1 Anonymous 2020-01-13T20:02:56 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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Gokigenyo 4Taba mk.II
I'm here to draw maids doing maid things, with an eye to simplicity and lowliness. I don't draw fancy maids with frills bows , but hardworking blue collar girls. I find that sort of thing to be cute in a relatable way, and I like infusing my work with a friendly, approachable vibe. I hope this is communicated in the works I'll be posting in this thread.

Be sure to take off your shoes and keep the floor clean, fair guests!
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29 Anonymous 2022-04-05T11:24:02 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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>>28
I don't give up, I just take long breaks.
As well, I've been drawing traditionally for studying purposes more often, which isn't quite the theme here.
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30 Anonymous 2022-04-08T18:24:51
Glad to see you're still drawing maids and posting!
What if.. what if you draw a cube maid?
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31 Anonymous 2022-04-18T09:25:43
Will we ever see a cube maid?
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32 Anonymous 2022-04-18T13:12:01 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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>>31
Yes!
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33 Anonymous 2022-04-20T06:54:54
>>32
Amazing, what a cute cube!


1 Anonymous 2022-01-25T01:22:24 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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tell me about your favorite mecha, almost anything counts, from FLCL to Macross.
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16 Anonymous 2022-03-25T12:55:34
I didn't even know there was another FLCL sequel until about a week ago. Guess I'm just out of the loop there...though honestly I don't mind in this case. Some thing just don't need to be turned in to a franchise to Milk.
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17 Anonymous 2022-03-29T17:26:03
>>16
Do you mean the recent 3D announcement I mentioned? I think it's unknown whether or not it's a sequel or not. I won't bother following it, either, but it's kind of interesting to see that they're still throwing money at it and hoping for a miracle. It must mean the sequels, however panned, were successful.
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18 Anonymous 2022-03-31T10:50:17
I haven't watched FLCL, but I've read the translated light novels. I didn't like them too much. So much agonizing over being not grown yet. But I liked the webcomic Homestuck which has those themes too. My tastes must have changed from getting older.
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19 Anonymous 2022-04-11T05:49:00 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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>>18
>reads a novelization of something that is best seen as a test reel for animation techniques

>thinks he has the right to wax superior when he read the translated version

either go big or go home
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20 Anonymous 2022-04-17T20:26:19
>>18
I'd seriously recommend watching the OVA, you missed out on the soundtrack. Which makes the show to be completely honest.


1 guest@cc 2022-04-16T02:31:20 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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ok so if computational processes are beings that inhabit computers, people create programs to conjure those spirits and you have no magical power ability whatsoever then is there any hope for becoming a wizard
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2 guest@cc 2022-04-16T08:55:04
Yes, just read the Holy Texts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_C_Programming_Language
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3 guest@cc 2022-04-16T10:49:28 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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I can't believe I have to write spoilers to a textbook, but here it goes. Read at your own peril.

In the last two chapters the curtain is pulled back and you get to see how the wizard's magic works. It's part of the book's "story", they start with saying the computer science is not really a science but has more in common with magic. But this is not approving, they want it to mature into science and they gradually reveal what goes on behind the scene. Early science was also connected to magic and esotericism, hence the alchemist on the cover of the book. I think it is fitting because many people seem to be stuck in the "programming is reciting spells" phase for an embarrassing amount of time.

But yes, if you read SICP, it will teach you what you need to know to become a wizard and more.
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4 guest@cc 2022-04-17T00:41:23
ok i will start making a hat


1 Anonymous 2021-07-03T08:36:18 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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125 Anonymous 2022-02-04T13:53:09 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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126 Anonymous 2022-02-04T13:53:32 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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127 Anonymous 2022-02-06T06:48:14 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
Anonymous 2022-02-06T10:16:12
Could someone translate this for me, please?
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128 Anonymous 2022-02-07T16:54:30 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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129 Anonymous 2022-04-03T14:08:43 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


1 Spaceguy 2022-04-01T16:11:32 [ImgOps] [iqdb]
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This is paranormal board now.
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2 Anonymous 2022-04-02T03:40:48
Raeliens? I remember those guys, and then they got referenced in Xenosaga of all things

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